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Adj: Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table. Usually someone who never has money, never throws in money and just absorbs what everyone is "obligated" to give them.
"Wow, Kyle is one Chisety mother fucker. He never has 5 on it and yet he wants to smoke weed. He never has gas money, yet he always wants a ride. He doesn't do anything for the group. Kyle is one chisety mother fucker."
chisety by The Magical Matt December 16, 2005
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1. (adj) a sneaky person
2. (adj) a person who cant be trusted
Look at that chiesty bitch, she pretends like she like me when she always go and talk behind my back.
chiesty by ayo its MJ January 29, 2007
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To be completely and utterly feisty and crusty in the same instance, as a result of just being plain salty.
Kanye West was so CHISTY when he didn't win the VMA that he kirked on Taylor Swift.
Chisty by ClassyNotTrahsy December 19, 2010
grimey. When your spiteful and a hater. or your a ho.
Those girls are chistey.
chistey by Monetlmosley January 4, 2008
when someone is pimply and uncontrolably SHINY, they are called chisty/ chist/ chistfest
A.m. is extremely CHISTY!! He wears make-up to school to cover his Chist. That face is a chistfest.
chisty by Biangel123 July 23, 2008
Guy 1: That girl is so homo
Guy 2: Who, Anne?
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: No she isn't. She is such a chiset
Chiset by madditheminecraftgirl February 12, 2021
Kévin: Den chikety smaker fkins meg goss as

Elias: Heg ert en gomo!
chikety by Holekjeg February 12, 2017
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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