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Chipped Ham

This word is mainly used for a girl that is beat (has alot of sex). Her vagina lips hang down really low...looking like chipped ham.
Damn, Nicole sleeps around alot, i bet she got chipped ham.
Chipped Ham by Blue_Bomber April 30, 2004

chipped ham

1. A vagina that looks like the meat hanging out of the side of a sandwich. 2. Seeing a flash of female genitalia.
1. She's got some serious chipped ham! 2. I just saw the chipped ham!
chipped ham by Joey The Eye January 3, 2013

chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash
Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
chipped ham pussy by Sully May 8, 2004

Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.
That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

Chipped chopped ham 

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P
Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

Chippenham 

A town in Wiltshire. From the estates of Pewsham in the east, the red light district up Station Hill and Cepen Park in the west, the place is full of old people and chavs but still generally nice place to live.
I live in Chippenham!
Chippenham by RoryCox94 March 23, 2011
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