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fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.
I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.
fish and chipocrite by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.
Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!
Fish and Chipocrite by emilymle October 9, 2011

Covipocrite 

Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.

A palindrome of the word "Covid" and "hypocrite".

Plural: covipocrites.

Adjective: covipicritical.
Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.

Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.

Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!

Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!

Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!

Whipocrite

A person who makes fun of other for being whipped, yet at the same time does whatever his or her significant other says.
Chris is going to a Super Bowl party with his girlfriend and not us? He used to make fun of Bobby for being whipped -- what a whipocrite!

fish n chipocrit 

Someone who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Comes from Hypocrite
Here have a chicken nugget..

No thanks, I don't eat meat, only fish

so you're a "fish n chipocrit?"

Hipocrite 

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.
She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.
Hipocrite by user7891 July 27, 2018