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Chickpocrite 

1) a female who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.

2) A female who puts on a false appearance of virtue.

3) A female who acts in contradiction to her stated beliefs or feelings.

5) A female who pretends to be what she is not.
Chickpocrites always tells her girlfriends how they need to date better men and criticizes her girlfriends dates behind their backs ... but, she's hooked-up with a few of the guys after they have split from her girlfriend.

Chickpocrites always wants you to attend and support her in all her endeavors, but she's "flaky" when you seek out her support.
Chickpocrite by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014
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fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.
I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.
fish and chipocrite by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.
Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!
Fish and Chipocrite by emilymle October 9, 2011

Chipocrite 

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs
The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.
Chipocrite by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016

chickpocrisy 

1) the practice of professing standards, beliefs, etc, contrary to her real character or actual behaviour; especially the pretence of virtue and piety.
She defines chickpocrisy because she looks, dresses and claims to be a "good girl", but my boy picked her up at the club and "hit it" the first nite.

What chickpocrisy!! She always tells you what you should and shouldn't do with your life, but she doesn't have hers together.
chickpocrisy by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026