Chickpocrite 

1) a female who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.

2) A female who puts on a false appearance of virtue.

3) A female who acts in contradiction to her stated beliefs or feelings.

5) A female who pretends to be what she is not.

Chickpocrites always tells her girlfriends how they need to date better men and criticizes her girlfriends dates behind their backs ... but, she's hooked-up with a few of the guys after they have split from her girlfriend.

Chickpocrites always wants you to attend and support her in all her endeavors, but she's "flaky" when you seek out her support.

Chickpocrite by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014

fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.

I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.

fish and chipocrite by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!

Fish and Chipocrite by emilymle October 9, 2011

Chipocrite 

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs

The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.

Chipocrite by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016

chickpocrisy 

1) the practice of professing standards, beliefs, etc, contrary to her real character or actual behaviour; especially the pretence of virtue and piety.

She defines chickpocrisy because she looks, dresses and claims to be a "good girl", but my boy picked her up at the club and "hit it" the first nite.

What chickpocrisy!! She always tells you what you should and shouldn't do with your life, but she doesn't have hers together.

chickpocrisy by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020