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Chickpocrite 

1) a female who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.

2) A female who puts on a false appearance of virtue.

3) A female who acts in contradiction to her stated beliefs or feelings.

5) A female who pretends to be what she is not.
Chickpocrites always tells her girlfriends how they need to date better men and criticizes her girlfriends dates behind their backs ... but, she's hooked-up with a few of the guys after they have split from her girlfriend.

Chickpocrites always wants you to attend and support her in all her endeavors, but she's "flaky" when you seek out her support.
Chickpocrite by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014
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fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.
I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.
fish and chipocrite by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.
Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!
Fish and Chipocrite by emilymle October 9, 2011

Chipocrite 

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs
The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.
Chipocrite by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016

chickpocrisy 

1) the practice of professing standards, beliefs, etc, contrary to her real character or actual behaviour; especially the pretence of virtue and piety.
She defines chickpocrisy because she looks, dresses and claims to be a "good girl", but my boy picked her up at the club and "hit it" the first nite.

What chickpocrisy!! She always tells you what you should and shouldn't do with your life, but she doesn't have hers together.
chickpocrisy by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026