Skip to main content

chinvent 

derv: invent
Sarcastic rating used to deplete someone's excitement about something they found about or that's been around for a long time.

To acknowledge a obvious falsehood.

Fat person raging.
BettyLou: I left my bottle of designer water in the freezer and it turned into ice!
Response: Thanks for the chinvent.
SmarkyMarky: So anyway, after I turned pro I picked up Paris in my Corvette.
Response: You're quite the chinventor!
BIGBERTHA: I'm SICK&TIRED ({!#xx#) sick and tired of buying cheap clothes that RIPPPP (whew)
Reply: Settle down you're having a chinvention.
chinvent by TelynAgain June 28, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

chindent 

A dent made in the skin by a chin
woah did you see the chindent in her ass
chindent by Rozaa July 17, 2009
Related Words

Chinventory 

How many chins are present on one's body
Whats your chinventory...

About 7
Chinventory by Johan dessle April 10, 2017

chindent 

That indent that some people have in the middle of their chin.
Vince McMahon has the biggest chindent I've ever seen.
chindent by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009

ChincentKompany 

A person with a humongous Vincent Kompany esk chin
You’ve got a fat chincentkompany

Chinkvention 

when a local large chinese family gets together for a large family gathering and a bunch of non chinese or
asian people notice
there’s a chinkvention going on the other side of the room
Chinkvention by 1Shot Duke January 15, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more