A sexual technique similar to Helicoptering, in which two men rotate their flaccid penises smacking the recipient in the face.
My buddy and I are going to Chinook her for her birthday
by chucklz February 14, 2008
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A small town on the high line of Montana along Hwy 2 where people of the city have nothing better to do than gossip about everybody else. True Chinook residents believe their shit doesn't stink when it actually smells the worst.

The highschool is a joke because the current (2011) principle and athletic administrator are into bestiality and have fucked many farm and domestic animals. so if you live in the area, keep your pets inside!

Do not send you children to this school especially is they intend to play any type of sport! They will falsely accuse you of being a normal kid and doing normal kid things and try to have you arrested for it! So instead send you kids to Havre High where they will either get prego or catch AIDS because even this hell is a better alternative to SHITNOOK!
John - Hey do you wanna go to Chinook, MT and party?

Kevin - Fuck that, I'd rather eat shit and die!

John - True dat, I would rather have AIDS than step foot in that shit hole!
by IliketheUSA August 13, 2011
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This is an act performed by a group of 15 yr olds on a 13 yr old Asian boy.

This act is usually performed during a set of dares but can be done outside of this situation.

This act involves leaning the boy over and spraying a deodorant can of lynx onto the boys asshole.

This act is typically done from 10CM away for 8 seconds.
It is preferable to restrain him as he will scream and result in laughter from the group.

To make up for the act you must provide the boy with food or money amounting to £2.50 post event.
E.G "Remember that time we Nic Chinook'd that Asian kid"
by GingerFlange May 12, 2017
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The opposite to 'you couldn't swing a cat in here'... used to describe a very large room where rather than swing one cat you could swing two cats like the rotor blades on a Chinook helicoptor.
Rae: 'Wow, you've got a very large bathroom!'
Martin: 'Yes, you could Chinook a cat in here!'
by LRG1 November 13, 2013
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When one is awaken by the warm offesive smell of anothers flatulence.
Toms arse cheeks where a mere 2mm from Johns nose when Johns was awaken with gentle breeze know as a "Wicked Chinook".
by Eric D. Bender March 5, 2005
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A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
by IliketheUSA September 10, 2011
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