chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006

Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth

You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake

by Crack-a-Box April 05, 2015