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chimpject 

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.
Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.
chimpject by KBook January 2, 2009
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chimpject  

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.
Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

Tonight is going to be seriously crazy. I always chimpject when its girls night out.
chimpject by KBook September 7, 2007

Chimpleton 

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.
No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.
Chimpleton by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

chimplechops 

1.Originating from chimp. Affectionate or insulting name given to any person being a claart.

2.The cheeks of a chimp or a claart
1. 'Alright chimplechops, how goes it you smelly ape?'

2. 'Look at the chimplechops on that!'
chimplechops by Wwoolly January 5, 2006

chimpette 

Pejorative term for a black female

Mother of chimplets, invariably an estranged baby mama to an alpha chimp.
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White person: Well, she’s yelling like a monkey in heat, a chimpette about to chimp out.
chimpette by WyattPouher February 23, 2021
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