Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

Chilli con carne by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022

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Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

Chili Con Carne by RT November 22, 2004

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Chili Con Carne

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

Chili Con Carne by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

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Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

Chili con Carne by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

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chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

chili con carne by chilibillie November 18, 2009

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chili concarne challenge

a large anal sex orgy is had by several people. following said orgy
all participants deficate on the floor and procede to engage in a "mud" wrestling match whereby the objective is to force as much feces as one can into the bodily orifices of their opponents. the winner of the challenge is the last person standing.

man vin diesel ruled that chili concarne challenge the othet night

chili concarne challenge by domes on holmes August 1, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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