Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.
(This is a complete joke oopsie)
(This is a complete joke oopsie)
Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
by Awesomereads June 13, 2018
by Shawn B. November 29, 2003
by EMSP420 October 8, 2019
A young human. What did you expect, me to diss them for acting their age? Of course not, that's ageist and disrespectful. All they are is our offspring. Dont like em? To bad, ya had sex which is only done for reproduction. So be a help to society and teach your children how to be productive members of society. Cuz its your fault if they grow up being spoiled brats who are dependent on you.
by MrMrMemeyGuy August 21, 2017
Children, and why you shouldn't have them:
Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?
Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.
Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?
Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.
Lisa: Oh...
Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?
Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.
Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?
Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.
Lisa: Oh...
by Erik/Raoul April 10, 2010
by Idiot801 November 11, 2016