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chiefwithkeef 

he’s changed a lot, he’s not the same person anymore. i miss dylan not junior or juan. i wonder what happened to the old you & why you blocked me, i tried my best to make you happy, you were what motivated me to be a fp & now i just don’t wanna do it anymore yk? ik it’s been months since we’ve actually said anything to each other but it’s been so hard with out you. i remember thinking on my birthday (02-02) that you were gonna tell me happy birthday but you didn’t :/. i tried hating you & forgetting about you but i just can’t seem to do it. please come back dylan, i miss you so much. ik ur not gonna see this but if you do just please dm me on insta, yk what my username is since you have me blocked on there too. but bye i hope your doing well :). <33 -rebecka
chiefwithkeef aka dylan means sm to me

chiefwithkeef 

he used to be a really amazing guy but idk what happened to him. he would defend me from any hate i received & he made me my first fp :). he really means a lot to me but he left so i don’t even have motivation to be a fp anymore, when i saw that he blocked me i broke down in tears but it’s been a couple months since we’ve said anything to eachother & im still here thinking about him & hoping that he will randomly text me.
i really love chiefwithkeef aka dylan

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012