chico 'stache 

A sparse but dark mustache on the upper lip. Unlike 5 o'clock shadow, the hairs are not stubble--they are long. Commonly seen on early adolescents and the Hispanic population.

Teen 1: Do you think I could grow a mustache?
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.

chico 'stache by jamsandwich3 June 21, 2009

chickstache 

Off putting upper lip hair on a female, generally used with otherwise attrative females since who cares if they're ugly anyway.

"Dude, she's pretty hot except she's kind of got a chickstache."

chickstache by Nayrb July 28, 2008

Chimostache 

A creepy mustache that makes a person looke like a child molester. This word is a portmanteau of 'chimo' and 'mustache'. The word 'chimo' itself is a portmanteau of the words 'child' and 'molester'

I saw an awesome chimostache the guy getting out of that van.

Chimostache by pjb8484 August 8, 2009