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chicks ahoy! 

1). a phrase that can be used to tell your buddies that a potentially good looking group of girls have been spotted while out in a social setting (bar, campus, party, etc.)
2). the name given to a seafaring vessel that has been the source of much controversy, myth, and legend. It is known to have been built in the year 1969, a year that will forever live in minds of sailors and seamen alike. Through many exchanges of hands it has garnered notoriety for being an agile beast, who can untie itself from docks, ruin/deplete bank accounts, and be an endless source of sea tail and hangovers. For these points alone, it will live on in the hearts and minds of those who have boarded its decks and attempted to tame it.
for defintion 1:

person 1: "hey man this bar blows, lets get out of here.."
Person 2: "no way, there's chicks ahoy! at 2 o'clock son"

for definition 2:

BK- "man, the cops just called.. apparently chicks ahoy! is somewhere out on the bay"
TK- "wait wasn't it tied up just last night"?
BK- "yeah I guess it got loose, and now its out sailing around on its own"
chicks ahoy! by seeeriousowashington February 18, 2009
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026