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chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \ -noun-

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
chickle dick by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
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chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
chickle dick by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021

chuckle dick 

an idiot dumbass and any word you can think of being a dumbass and idiot
it says turn right ? so do i turn right?

yes you chuckle dick
chuckle dick by drewski123 December 2, 2010

Chickie Dickie 

A person who is sexually attracted to chickens.
that guy's a chickie dickie
Chickie Dickie by Austinadia June 4, 2013

chuckledick 

Worse than "just a dick" (as in an idiot, or an asshole).
He flicked bugs on me while we were camping. Haven is such a chuckledick!
chuckledick by knolls January 13, 2004

Chickie-no-dickie 

Sorry girl, I'm not a chickie-no-dickie
Chickie-no-dickie by currymaster346 November 16, 2018

Chickie-no-dickie 

Sorry girl, I am not a chickie-no-dickie
Chickie-no-dickie by currymaster346 November 16, 2018
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