chicken drum

She loves giving head so much, she is a chicken drum.

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Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one

I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen

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When you have sex with a women whilst she has a chicken bone stuffed up her arsehole

“What sex position do you want to perform tonight?”
“ I want to do the chicken drumstick”

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The act of covering the midriff of a woman with cling film during the act of coitus. Ideally the woman will be of rotund stature.

"Oh go on girl, all the girls in the pornos are doing it - it's called chicken drumsticking!"

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A Bully who talks real tough but chickens out when it counts. Also known to have very small hands.

Sure he talks a good game, but when challenged by a real adversary he folds like a ChickenTrump.

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