chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009

chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.

This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.

by I like ranch April 21, 2014

chicken shit bastard

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.

50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.

by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006

chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 14, 2003

snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb

Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017