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chick fil laid

A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.

Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
chick fil laid by Jimothytits January 26, 2016
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chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a
1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce

Chick-fil-laid

n. (past tense) When you manage to hook up with that cute chick behind the counter of the fastest, most delicious chicken restaurant chain in the southeast. It was her pleasure.
“Dude, I just stopped for a chicken sandwich before work, and I ended up getting Chick-fil-laid!”

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026