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Chicago Girl 

A woman exhibiting above-average attractiveness from the neck up, but who is unacceptably - and often surprisingly/disappointingly - overweight in the body. The term stems from Tucker Max's contention that Chicago's extremely short swimsuit season gives the otherwise attractive women there little incentive to exercise.
I met this chick online and saw her headshot and she was fine as hell. But when I finally saw a full-body shot she turned out to be a total Chicago Girl.
Chicago Girl by C. P. Newman October 4, 2006

Chicagogirl 

When you are notorious for sucking bodybuilding cock, trolling gyms in hopes of being noticed and looking for attention from men on bodybuilding forums.

It can also mean someone who considers themselves getting ready for a show, but is always fat.

Example 1. Random bodybuilder finds a piece of ass at a gym or on a forum, he can say I scored me a chicagogirl aka. Erin, no matter the girls name or location.

Example 2. A girl is fat , eating on her treadmill and says she is prepping for the next show. You can say, hey, look at that chicagogirl prep over there.
Chicagogirl can be located at MD forums or RX. Probably a ton of others when looking for a bull fix. Very visible close to showtime.
Chicagogirl by IronAsylum July 7, 2010

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026