chew and screw

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.

I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.

by betty ford May 28, 2005

chew and screw

(v) To eat and leave quickly.

"Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."

by Urban Dweller November 16, 2005

chew and screw

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

by nick1122 May 17, 2007

chew n' screw

The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety

Ahh I dont want to go to this party...I think I'll chew n' screw this one

by AGriz June 03, 2007

Chew n' Screw

When a party comes to a restaurant, eats a lot and decides to run away without paying the food bill.

' I only have a five dollar bill, darn! '

' That's ok, we'll do a chew n' screw. '

by Blehck! July 30, 2009

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 08, 2018