Unenlightened person: That's a cool car. Wonder what year it is.
SPN fan: 1967 chevy impala. Owned by the most beautiful man in existence. Dean Winchester.
The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.
AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do
2004 Chevy Impalas are the gayest cars out there. It has been proven that 100% of 2004 Chevy impalas are driven by gay people. There are different colors that the Chevy Impala come in. Here is a chart of gayness according to the colors:
White: ultra gay Brown: gay Red: borderline gay Grey: a little gay
Black: not very gay
Person 1: Yo did you here brett got a 2004 Chevy Impala
Person 2: only fags and dykes drive 2004Chevy impalas.
A complete pile of garbage. Looks terrible. Is mainly driven by dodge haters when a 01 dodge grand caravan would beat it in a race. Main occupation of said drivers is along the lines of McDonalds manager and are obsessed with goats
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."