2 definitions by Mike nigher

Singai is a more sophisticated and funny way of saying single. The term is used in the gaming world (most often on games like fortnite and rules of survival) and is often used as an insult. People take playing without the squad very seriously, and Playing singai is a cardinal sin in some gaming communities.

“Bro, hop on this squad game of fortnite”

“I can’t right now, I’m playing singles”

“Ewwww, your playing singai
by Mike nigher January 21, 2018
2004 Chevy Impalas are the gayest cars out there. It has been proven that 100% of 2004 Chevy impalas are driven by gay people. There are different colors that the Chevy Impala come in. Here is a chart of gayness according to the colors:

White: ultra gay
Brown: gay
Red: borderline gay
Grey: a little gay
Black: not very gay
Person 1: Yo did you here brett got a 2004 Chevy Impala

Person 2: only fags and dykes drive 2004 Chevy impalas.
by Mike nigher August 1, 2018