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Chelsea Smile 

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.
That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.
Chelsea Smile by James Spencer June 15, 2005

chelsea smile 

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.
I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

Chelsea Smile 

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.
I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.
Chelsea Smile by Bilbin July 13, 2009

Chelsea Smile 

To place the open mouth of any person, excluding Chelsea Londoners on the kerbing of a road and stamp on the back of the victim's head, causing their cheek skin to tear and bleed. This followed by a kicking to the face and/or chest/stomach.
I'll give that Daz a fuckin 'chelsea smile' outside the chippy after the match.

Chelsea Smile Style 

The act of vomiting into a sink, as seen in the video for "Chelsea Smile" by Bring me the Horizon. The vomit must be one straight line of puke for it to be done correctly.
"Dude, that chick was so wasted last night, she totally threw up Chelsea Smile style"

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026