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chellofon 

He died from a chellofon
chellofon by Not nika March 28, 2022
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a new name for the telephone, very popular in england where everybody is a weed or wanker
Ive just answered my hellofone aint that cool?
hellofone by fazza24 February 29, 2004
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chéllòñ 

(NOUN).
A description of a man whom is considered a best friend with benefits.

A man who loves his partner by accepting the good and the bad and deserves all of their partners attention as well as anything that could be given to the man such as gifts gratitude forgiveness and sexual acts.

A man who is a womans undercover lover that publically is known and is the womans best friend but behind closed doors secretly these individuals have intercourse they enjoy each other to the full amount of intimacy and can accept one another's faults and virtues no matter what obstical is placed in front of their relationship.

A Male best friend who is now by the females choice, the females new candidate to become the Males life partner and move to the next level from friendship into a relationship .

A Male who had no possible chance of with his female bestfriend whom he has always been attracted to and had always wanted more than just a friendship now is being viewed differently due to a event such as intercourse to foreplay and or oral sex to a simple or french kiss on the lips

A males goal of making his bestfriend his girlfriend or potentially his wife or life partner who he devoted his life to by marriage a verbal agreement or a promise to a commitment to one another to be their for their relationship and no one else now has the female bestfriend choosing to do the same.
Hey my best friend I gotta tell you something your now my chéllòñ.

Bestfriend turned chéllòñ.

I always knew my daughter would eventually make her supposedly guy bestfriend her chéllòñ.
chéllòñ by Ryren March 14, 2021

chollyfondaloo 

This is true and real gibberish unfortunately and if you found this... HOW??
"Bro you are a chollyfondaloo and your girlfriend knows it too.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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