The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!