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cheesemonkey 

A good old prankster type who gets their kicks in life by telling jokes, pulling people's hair and blowing bubbles in their chocolate milk.
Man, he be such a cheesemonkey for jokin us like that.
cheesemonkey by jmharris August 22, 2011

Cheesemonkey 

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.
Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."
Cheesemonkey by A Harrow March 15, 2015

Cheesemonkey 

A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO

Cheesemonkey 

Cheesemonkey Is a common form of killer monkey, It is mad of cheese and destroys anything it touches.
Holy fuck that cheesemonkey is coming straight for me!
Cheesemonkey by Ben Merkel May 17, 2006

cheesemonger 

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas
The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger
cheesemonger by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

cheese monkey 

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.
My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.
cheese monkey by Joe October 19, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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