cheeseman syndrome 

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

cheeseman syndrome by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021