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cheesecrimping 

When your homie puts nacho cheese on his raw cock and ties a knot with your large and small intestines.
"Dude Jamal was totally cheesecrimping me last night, greatest night of my life, still recovering though"

"When Jamal was ready to hit the sack, he entered his bedroom. Upon entering, he stubbed his toe on the bedpost and tripped, falling to the ground. He felt a cold breeze wane over him. He looked behind him to see a shadowy figure before his very eyes. The shadowy figure was seen holding a rather common object. A single cup of Ricos Nacho Cheese, microwaved, piping hot. Jamal was dumbfounded to see this of all things, yet he was still fearful for his life. The shadowy figure lifted Jamal up as if he were a feather, and proceeded to coat his wiener in the scorching hot nacho cheese sauce. The shadowy figure's phallic unit entered Jamal's sourly puckered ass, and melted through his guts like butter. Whilst inside Jamal, the shadowy figure harnessed the immaculate temperature of the nacho cheese on top of his wiener to tie Jamal's large and small intestines into a knot. Jamal felt it pull out, but nothing was to be seen following that moment. In fact, Jamal was so horny the backblast of his cumshot following the incident was so powerful, the region was shocked by a magnitude 6.5 earthquake."
cheesecrimping by Bhorf October 20, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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