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cheesecrimping 

When your homie puts nacho cheese on his raw cock and ties a knot with your large and small intestines.
"Dude Jamal was totally cheesecrimping me last night, greatest night of my life, still recovering though"

"When Jamal was ready to hit the sack, he entered his bedroom. Upon entering, he stubbed his toe on the bedpost and tripped, falling to the ground. He felt a cold breeze wane over him. He looked behind him to see a shadowy figure before his very eyes. The shadowy figure was seen holding a rather common object. A single cup of Ricos Nacho Cheese, microwaved, piping hot. Jamal was dumbfounded to see this of all things, yet he was still fearful for his life. The shadowy figure lifted Jamal up as if he were a feather, and proceeded to coat his wiener in the scorching hot nacho cheese sauce. The shadowy figure's phallic unit entered Jamal's sourly puckered ass, and melted through his guts like butter. Whilst inside Jamal, the shadowy figure harnessed the immaculate temperature of the nacho cheese on top of his wiener to tie Jamal's large and small intestines into a knot. Jamal felt it pull out, but nothing was to be seen following that moment. In fact, Jamal was so horny the backblast of his cumshot following the incident was so powerful, the region was shocked by a magnitude 6.5 earthquake."
cheesecrimping by Bhorf October 20, 2023
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