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Cheesy Hog 

A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.
Girl One: Ahhh!!!

Girl Two: What?

Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!

Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!

Girl One: Same thing.
Cheesy Hog by Purely Apivorus March 11, 2009

cheeselog 

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.
There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.
cheeselog by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005

Cheesenog 

A mix of Mayo, Milk, And cheese. Its a nasty smelling and gag worthy drink.
That Cheesenog is the worst thing i have ever had!
Cheesenog by Jub Borchevscy August 30, 2014

Cheesehound 

A guy that seems to always "cheese it up".
A cheesehound is a person that does everything they can to be known as "cool" in other peoples minds. They have a touph outter apperance and usually are quick to react if they feel threatend against another person that challenges there "coolness". Even though they seem to have a touph outter apperance a cheesehound is usually very weak internally because they strive on being cool so if they are ganged up on they seem to break down easily.
A cheesehound can also be know as a douchbag because they usually have a bigger ego then they should and think they are (and i quote) "the shit."
A cheese hound can usually be spotted at the gym lifting heavier weight then they can handle, doing low reps.

how to spot a cheesehound: spotting a cheesehound can be hard sometimes because many can disquise themselves as an average joe but some things to look for are... Poped collars, ed hardy shirts, extra jell'd hair, very well dressed, strong smelling cologne, and girlish features such as lip gloss on lips.
FUCKIN' CHEESEHOUND!

cheesehole 

A cheesehole is a nickname for a condition of the chest known as "pectus excavatum"...which basically means chest hole. It is a deformation of the chest at birth, in which the ribs curve in to make an indentation near the lungs. There is a cosmetic surgery to correct this that involves breaking and moving the ribs, but you could also just pump iron until the muscles cover up the indentation. It was given the name "cheesehole" when a cousin of a victim suggested he put nacho cheese in it and eat nachos out of it when they were children. Since then, the word "cheesehole" has spread throughout the midwest United States. Pectus Excavatum isn't as rare as most people think it is. There is another un-named condition called pectus evacuatum in which, naturally, the rubs curve outward instead of inward.
Dude...have you ever like, put cereal in your cheesehole, and used a spoon to eat it out?
cheesehole by Imza October 6, 2004

cheesehog 

Glutonous beast of a woman who might of been thin, but has turned into a mountain of giggling flesh and folds.
Translated from the french "Porc Fromage"
I can't believe that cheesehog had the nerve to call me fat!!
cheesehog by pfunk January 27, 2005