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cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

fap cheese

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!
fap cheese by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

Fapperoni and Cheese 

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese
Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

Faparoni & Cheese 

It is when a guy busts on a cold bowl of Mac & Cheese after plowing someon & it is usually eaten by the person that was fucked.
Guy #1: "Hey Apolo, Ramses told me you fucked that girl?"
Apolo: "Not only did I fuck her bro, I gave that bitch some Faparoni & Cheese!"
Guy #1: "You're the sickest"

Fapperoni and Cheese 

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese
Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

cheesefat 

cheesefat is a fat that cums out of cheese. cheesefat can be made by stewing justin bieber's head in a non-stick pan for a couple of milleniums at least. you can find cheesefat in the caves of the retarded inkblob mountains, find a mutated jabowocke's cave then search the whole cave.
cheesefat is freaking awesome
cheesefat by inkblobs r cool July 10, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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