Cheese Danish 

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.

She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish

Cheese Danish by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005

Cheese Danish 

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

Cheese Danish by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Cheese Danish 

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

Cheese Danish by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

Cheese danish backwash by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

Cream Cheese Danish 

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.

Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.

Cream Cheese Danish by SantiClaus January 15, 2017

French Cheese Danish 

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

French Cheese Danish by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

cream cheese danishes by Saevi June 16, 2023