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cheese at 

some baaaad muthafuckin cheese, as defined by Ween.
"Bitch, wher the muthafuckin cheese at?"
"I need some fuckin cheese at right now!"
"Awww man, I'll get some fuckin cheese at tomorrow then."
cheese at by l0qii May 13, 2004
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I've got cheese at home

A phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. Usually happens on a first "date", but not exclusive to thus. Also virtually guarantees no second date.
man in drive thru: "We'll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet cokes"

drive thru cashier: "would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?"

man in drive thru: "I've got cheese at home"

Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day (UK) 

A event that occurs on the 2nd of December in the United Kingdom. Basically, you throw some cheese at a chavvy person.
Yo Johnny - it’s Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day!”

“Yay!”
Chuck Some Cheese At A Chav Day (UK)

Looking at Cheese Pictures 

Trying to Find Porn, but not wanting to seem weird
Hey Aaron remember when we were looking at cheese pictures yesterday?

whip it at the cheese 

A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.

As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.
Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.

Cheese Attack 

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.
The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.
Cheese Attack by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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