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Chase Bank

The McDonald's of banking... They jack all your money and sign you up for shit you don't want. They give your phone number to other companies so they can harass you too. They are known for their famous hidden fees that you encounter almost daily.
uhh... Chase Bank just sucks.
don't join
by SASHAAAA August 20, 2007
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Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021
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