Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

Charmandering by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

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charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

charmandering by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

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Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011

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charrandass

1. The act of being sold out, betrayed or deceived by someone you trusted.

2. To outwit, outsmart or to get one over on someone who trusted you.

3. Someone who betrays you.

1. I'm such a fool, I can't believe I was charrandassed by her.

2. They wouldn't even see it coming, I'll charrandass them for everything they own.

3. All you do is charrandass me, and give me blow.

charrandass by 3lpadrino December 26, 2018

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