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charmeleoning
When one sets his cock on fire and forces it into a pussy filled with gasoline and says, "fuck these masterballs"
charmeleoning by Kumzard January 5, 2015
Charlyse
Charlyse is a beautiful, caring girl. She can be persnickety, but she has a golden heart. She is extremely talented, especially in the dancing/gymnastics areas. She takes charge and settles chaos, when she is not stuck in her own chaos. You should go to her for advice, she has wisdom beyond her years. She is confident, but level - headed. You will find yourself wanting to hang around her, for the love and joy and straight - out beauty she radiates. Her eyes are deep and drawing, usually brown. Many people are her friend, because they are drawn by her funny, friendly, calming, & soothing nature. She's a chill person, very languid. Charlyses have a way of making you feel better. Her gorgeous, prominent features make her stand apart from the rest, and she really is amazing. While she can be strong-willed, it's actually for your good. She sees the best in everyone, while helping them relieve their not so good points. She is very caring, and her smile is beautiful. Being talented, at the highest level, she executes most what she tries. Charlyse is the girl guys and girls alike will like to hang around.
Charlyse by DancerHeaven October 30, 2019
charmel
A unique name for a girl. Charmels are usually horny and fun. They are quiet at first but when night comes she gets wild. She can be down to earth and simple but can also be wild and annoying.
charmel by Some Asian Gorl October 26, 2020
charleys law
Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."
charleys law
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"
example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"
person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
charleys law by kick201 March 4, 2009
chardelyne
chardelyne by Ask about u August 22, 2017
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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