charlenes law 

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you

He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law

charlenes law by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017

charleys law 

Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."

charleys law

example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"

example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"

person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"

charleys law by kick201 March 4, 2009

charles' law 

Charles' law is the process of manipulating a woman using Okafor's law, as she believes she's the exception to the law, so she would then end up sleeping with the given man and not return, but not realize she simply gave him what he wanted.

"Steven, how'd you get that Jessica babe to sleep with you?"
"Ahn ahn, easy something. I just used charles' law by bragging about Okafor's law near her, and she came to my room that night!"

charles' law by 21stcenturyShakespeare February 25, 2024

Nicholas Charles Lawson 

An absolute unit of a man, is THE thiccest man you will ever meet. also referred to as thiccy nikky.

"yo you see that Nicholas Charles Lawson over there."

"yeah i want me some of that."

Nicholas Charles Lawson by The White Gandhi September 13, 2019

Nicholas Charles Lawson 

This massive chunk of absolute man meat is the scariest man you will ever see. This monster can squash full watermelons with only his forearms. He is capable of giving the most passionate handshakes on the planet. All the ladies chase after nick because of his sexy body and fiery ginger hair. But you don’t want to make this brute angry. Just be prepared for a bull charging full speed at you wanting to break your neck. Be careful of his devastating dad grabs and back smacks, he’s a dangerous man.

“That Nicholas Charles Lawson is so sexy I want him to hold me with his muscular biceps.”

“HIDE YOUR WIVES, NICHOLAS CHARLES LAWSON IS COMING TO STEAL THEM!!!”

Nicholas Charles Lawson by MR C IS A GOD February 6, 2020