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charity D 

When you are at a party and a ugly girl keeps trying to talk to you, you can be rude and tell her to fuck off or slip into a bedroom and give her some CHARITY D.

CHARITY D - being gracious enough to let an unattractive girl enjoy the benefits of your cock.
I don’t like Karen at all, but gave her some Charity D since her husband left her.

I pretty much hate Karen, but gave her some Charity D then ghosted her.
charity D by MSP282 April 20, 2022
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Charity Dip

The act of helping out a friend by letting him get a brief insertion into your girlfriend/hookup.
No worries, I'll let you get a charity dip with my girl.

do some charity work 

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.
Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

dirty charity 

Upon Meetings new people thinking to one's self: Now that's a Face I can sit on!
Did you think he was handsome?

Yes, that a Dirty Charity!!
What? Now that's a Face I can sit on!!
dirty charity by SmokeN'Red February 27, 2019

tax deductible charity organizations 

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me
i hate tax deductible charity organizations

democrat charity 

When someone else ends up paying for something that they do for their own benefit.
Biden is so generous with tax payer money; it is like he is running a democrat charity for repaying student loans.
democrat charity by Jumper777 December 31, 2024
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