Chancebert

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1. A word used when there is a chance of suspension

There is a chancebert.

Chancebert by Allybert November 24, 2025

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chancebert

It means there is a chance of no school.

I don’t fucking know how to use chancebert.

chancebert by Allybert November 25, 2025

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Chancebert

It’s a person who always says there is going to be no school tomorrow whenever it rains.

I don’t fucking know hot to use Chancebert

Chancebert by Allybert November 25, 2025

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Cyancyberthanatophobia

The fear of getting a Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD). Can happen at anytime but especially right after updating your OS, after working for a long period of time without saving ones work, or for no seemingly logical reason at all.

Person 1: Finally finished my 10,000 slide Power Point presentation. Which reminds me, I should save this.

Person 2: You haven't saved yet!? I have severe Cyancyberthanatophobia so I would be terrified of losing it all to a BSOD.

Person 1: Cyancyberthanatophobia? BSOD? I've never heard of it, probably because I use a Mac

Person 2: Oh well in that case, a BSOD is kinda like this. *Yeets Person 1's Mac into oncoming traffic*

Cyancyberthanatophobia by LanaBombTF February 5, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026