Chamois Vagina 

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .

My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

Chamois Vagina by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009

Ass Chamois 

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

Ass Chamois by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

hairy chamois 

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

hairy chamois by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

Rat in a Chamois 

Slang for a Donner Kebab

After a big night out many people have a Rat in a Chamois

Rat in a Chamois by Mat9474 December 31, 2012

alabaster banana chamois 

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

alabaster banana chamois by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005

Weiner-Chamois 

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

Weiner-Chamois by Cor-dog March 21, 2008

Clammy Chamois 

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

Clammy Chamois by marlory allegg December 9, 2011