chairbruh

A creature if canadian folklore said to live in a hollow deep in the mountains. Runs on all fours and chicken nuggets.

Is spiderman. (specially not sam raimi).

I saw chairbruh on vrchat today.

by Biggyyy January 11, 2024

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

chaircrusher

A crude, derisive term for an overweight individual.

The term is derived from the likelihood that they will crush the chair that they are occupying due to their excessive body weight.

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are sexy, but unfortunately, their sister, Khloe, is a bit of a "chaircrusher."

by Anonymous76243789052333333 February 12, 2013