chackan

A Chackan is a form of human species, that thrives on sarcasm and Coors Light. Loves to say phrases like " You're a little bitch!", and "You're my favorite turd, I would never shit you". Also cannot complete a paragraph of dialogue without using the word "Fuck" at least 36 times. Did I mention loves using copious amounts of Dip and Tequila.

"Man did you see that sarcastic asshole call me a bitch?"

"Yeah dude, that fucking guy is such a Chackan!"

by 13XxX13 September 25, 2013

Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

by valntyne October 6, 2018

chachan

it's a Malayalam word meaning uncle or big brother, mostly used by Christian communities in Kerala.

i call my mother's brother as chachan.

my chachan is living in trivandrum

by the guy with big pp June 20, 2021

Chacken

What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.

oh look its a chacken haha

by Subscribe to PewDiePie December 20, 2018

crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

chackney

chest pimples or chest ackni

Dude Morgan Simmons has a bad case of chachney!!!

Ya i know it is so disgusting her chackney it makes me sick.

That Morgan that cunt, her chankney is like her face and body; ugly as hell!

by Queen BFH June 23, 2008