A Chackan is a form of human species, that thrives on sarcasm and Coors Light. Loves to say phrases like " You're a little bitch!", and "You're my favorite turd, I would never shit you". Also cannot complete a paragraph of dialogue without using the word "Fuck" at least 36 times. Did I mention loves using copious amounts of Dip and Tequila.
"Man did you see that sarcastic asshole call me a bitch?"
"Yeah dude, that fucking guy is such a Chackan!"