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cerial killer

somebody who's so fat he probably eats every breakfats cerial on the market.
This guy's so fat, he must be a cerial killer.
cerial killer by erik April 19, 2004

cerial killer

He lives off of cerial and likes it!
cerial killer by shena June 16, 2004

cerial killer

someone killing people while the killed one is eating
-grwns, gwsrfewrfds OH NO A CERIAL KILLER AAAAAAAAAHH!!!
cerial killer by erik June 27, 2004

cereal killer 

Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.
That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!
cereal killer by ILikeCereal July 1, 2003

cereal killer 

When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer

Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
cereal killer by triple anal rape January 16, 2014

cereal killer 

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
cereal killer by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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