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cerenitea by Sealmaster26 January 15, 2017
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Cerenity
A beautiful girl. Great body. Great everything. She is kind. Smart. She’s cuddle. Cute. Adorable. Literally everything about her is perfect. If you meet a cerenity make sure you love her with all you have.
The perfect human is named cerenity
Cerenity by Chicken.nuggets.are. Cool. December 21, 2020
Cerenity
Cerenity by Mary Bucket May 19, 2016
Cerenity
A beautiful girl with terrific green eyes. Girl who knows what she wants and then takes it, stubborn but cute. She doesn't like drama, she try's to keep peace between friends. Only lies when it's protecting someone. Goes great with someone who wants to be with her, not to nice but treats her good.
Cerenity by Quin mcdougle March 22, 2017
Cérnita
Italian slang for a dangerous sex game in which the woman is the master and the man is the slave. The woman picks an object in the room and sticks it in the man's butt. Cérnita means selection in Italian language. In this case the selection is the one of the object picked by the woman. Be careful with Italian women saying "Ti faccio una cérnita", "I make you a selection".
Giovanna: "Ti faccio una cérnita stasera" - "I make you a cérnita tonight"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"
Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"
Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
Cérnita by VeryVeryWell January 16, 2011
cerenity
A sexy girl who has a big booty she cares for other people. when she is going through somthing very hard and you would never know it. when she walks in the room the room gets brighter.
cerenity by cbnjjytghbgyi June 5, 2018
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