Cell Block
Cell Block by Chopsooey October 10, 2020
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cell block
A housing unit in the prison.
Where you live after some shit goes down.
Many but holes get tapped up In the cell block
Where you live after some shit goes down.
Many but holes get tapped up In the cell block
I was up in the cell block throwing dice son with my homie Colm.
Don't black Dave's ass look all good up in the cell block?
Don't black Dave's ass look all good up in the cell block?
cell block by Captainpoon January 5, 2014
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Cell block D by mike d November 14, 2018
Cell Block Theory
A screamo/crap band out of Markham Ontario. They have a fan base in Markham because the music scene in Markham is mostly into crap bands like Cell Block Theory.
Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.
Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.
Cell Block Theory by fuck you357434 March 30, 2009
cell block spinner
A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
cell block spinner by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019
Cell block burrito
Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.
Cell block burrito by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009
Cell Block Shock
A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
Cell Block Shock by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010
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