Young fly nigga from Brooklyn bedstuy , a ladies man that hate humans but gravitate too people a lot , but don’t cross him he’s has a disability called “ idgaf “
by Ccracco November 23, 2021
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After four days of constant partying,no sleep, and friends calling him craccoon, Bob finally decided to go home and sleep.
by UpTownAries March 7, 2003
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Hello fellow cheese stick. I bet you came here to find out what human being would write about a raccoon on crack or whatever. Well guess what? I'm not a human. I'MMM MOTHER FUKIN DARK KERMIT and I would love to introduce you to my friend Craccoon, but the man's got his tings to do so allow me to describe him for you.
1-close your eyes and image ones that sparkle better than yours even shine
2- look at your hair and imagine having the cute bang all the girls love
3- look at your personality and imagine a movie, series, or book character thats above your level of human dicency
4- think about the way you treat your girlfriend, who is she? nonexsistent? thought so. ( its cuz he stole her)
5- and lastly but never least, imagine a laugh or a smile that can bright up your hole day within seconds
if you dare mix that into a mixing pot, add human, and looootttttsssssssssssssssss of coffe you get the one. the only. the great craccoon.
will you ever meet one you ask?
there's only one and hes my so come again ms.
thx
1-close your eyes and image ones that sparkle better than yours even shine
2- look at your hair and imagine having the cute bang all the girls love
3- look at your personality and imagine a movie, series, or book character thats above your level of human dicency
4- think about the way you treat your girlfriend, who is she? nonexsistent? thought so. ( its cuz he stole her)
5- and lastly but never least, imagine a laugh or a smile that can bright up your hole day within seconds
if you dare mix that into a mixing pot, add human, and looootttttsssssssssssssssss of coffe you get the one. the only. the great craccoon.
will you ever meet one you ask?
there's only one and hes my so come again ms.
thx
random thirsty boy-Why doesn't anyone like me?
me- cuz now that craccoons back, yor crack is wack sir, but he'll wack your back ;)))))))
me- cuz now that craccoons back, yor crack is wack sir, but he'll wack your back ;)))))))
by cheesysticks20 September 25, 2019
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No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 4, 2023
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