Caught One

To commit a blunder, and utterly render yourself vulnerable to be gawked or laughed at in public. Possible to be committed both physically and mentally. A temporary loss of intelligence.

The guy down the street caught one when he told me he got free refills for only 99 cents.

Caught One by A Founding Father September 6, 2011

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caught one

To be shot and killed.Past tense of catch one in which you are about to be shot.

He about to catch one if he keep fakin.
He caught one to the head for fakin last week.

caught one by zxulu tha big lip bandit January 7, 2005

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caught one

when u almost caught one when busting ah nut,cumming, ejaculation, skeetin

Orgins in North Carolina

I almost caught one when i was dancing with this chick in the club.

caught one by supaSTAR252 December 28, 2005

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Caught one in the net

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".

Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!

Caught one in the net by FIATC February 1, 2009

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caught with a hot one

caught with a gun that's been used to murder or with a body

Don't want to get caught with a hot one in your trunk

caught with a hot one by Downerz December 9, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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