cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

cattle guard by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

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Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

Cattle Guarding by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

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cattleguard

refers to colorguard. called cattleguard when the majority of the girls on it are fat.

Michael made Carolanne cry when he made a cattleguard joke.

cattleguard by Emphasis June 30, 2008

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