Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.
"I went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home I got caught in a Catch 20-Poo".
When something is three times as hard or takes three times as long as it should. A condition affecting all aspects of life since 11:59 PM, December 31, 2019.
I thought my battery died, but the jump wouldn't take. Had it towed, and turns out I need a new alternator. I can't afford that shit. I've been out of work for three months.
Catch 2020, man. Catch 2020.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).