catch 20 20 

An annoying phrase my wife uses when she means "catch 22" but won't admit I am RIGHT

I would get off the coutch but the dog is on laying on me it's like a catch 20 20

catch 20 20 by PTFD1811 May 6, 2018

Catch 20-Poo 

Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.

"I went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home I got caught in a Catch 20-Poo".

Catch 20-Poo by wendyclark July 11, 2010

Catch 20-poo 

When you gotta shit really badly, however running to the toilet will make you shit yourself, but you won't make it if you walk.

I'm a block away from my house, and that taco bell is starting to kick in... I'm in a real catch 20-poo!

Catch 20-poo by Sir guydudeman December 21, 2016

Catch 20-poo 

When, in order to determine whether you just executed a perfect no-wiper, you must wipe.

Man, I KNOW that was a top quality slider but you've just gotta be sure. Classic catch 20-poo.

Catch 20-poo by Japarab October 31, 2018

To catch someone at a 20 

Doing something really bad to someone as you were to put him all in.A romanian expression invented by one of the best poker players of the country.

Dan:'Hey, you're so bad'
Vlad:'Don't worry, Dan, I will catch u at a 20.'
(To catch someone at a 20 is a real threat)

To catch someone at a 20 by vladc April 6, 2018

catch 2020 

When something is three times as hard or takes three times as long as it should. A condition affecting all aspects of life since 11:59 PM, December 31, 2019.

I thought my battery died, but the jump wouldn't take. Had it towed, and turns out I need a new alternator. I can't afford that shit. I've been out of work for three months.
Catch 2020, man. Catch 2020.

catch 2020 by spider14 June 18, 2020