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Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.
He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.
Cat Penis by PortalX September 18, 2008
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Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.
He got so wasted on the Cat Penis he was up for 2 days.
Cat Penis by PortalX Crew September 18, 2008
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cat penis 

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.
Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!
cat penis by bobLOL January 3, 2009

The Cat's Penis

Noun: Similar to "The Bee's Knees", this saying was popular for a brief time in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The phrase connotes a feeling of excitement and approval.
I went to the Pearl Jam concert last night; their rendition of "Love Reign O'er Me" was The Cat's Penis.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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