Good Ol' fashioned southern style buiscuits that are really great with with gravey and either sausage or bacon or served with butter and Jelly. (A) They are usually about 4-8 inches around and if baked properly taste better than Kentucky Fried Chickens' (B) They also go very nicely with homemade Cocoa.
Oh Man, Mommy used to make the best bulldog Gravey and Cathead Biscuits to go with our bacon and eggs, Man I miss those days.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).